What a weekend it has been….

So here goes your chance to peek into the life of a non-drinking non-smoking workless bachelor’s life over the weekend. What would he do? Where will he go? and finally how will he identify himself in a hilltop sanctuary????

 

The Saturday:

 

did i ever i told you that we have no concept of weekend here. Well, if i didn’t then, let me tell now. “we don’t have weekends here”. Now that we have completely eliminated assumptions from our minds,  lets proceed to the so called Saturday.

 

From 9:30-3:40 – Six hours of total torture. Some of the megastars might call them as classes too. Well, its not that we have six hours of senseless staring at the screens. but we have what we call, the refilling exercise in between the classes, where most of the hungry souls try to feed themselves with the food in the mess…..

 

4:00-5:30 – one and half an hour, and the next Bhaichung Bathia is in making. It is just that, i might take another 4-5 years ( in thousands that is, as goes with all things in management accounting ) to become what he is now.

 

5:30-6:00 – After the bout of ping pong its time to fill the mouth with some tea and snacks.

 

6:00-8:30 – Now that i am an official member of EquitI the FinClub of IIMI, the onus of winning the logo designing competition is on me too. Why cant i design one??? Lots of installations/google searchings and one theme in mind. Finally some strokes have disturbed the otherwise white canvas just before the dinner time.

 

8:30-9:00 – Eat like a pig.

 

9:00-9:30 – Fine tuning the smashing skills on the board. Another round of ping pong.

 

9:30-1:00 – ‘Gyaan’ the business quiz. The BizzyBees won the third prize this time. Although the monetary gains are not huge, the Gyaan dished out made me feel very small. Thanks largely to UddU and Ash.

 

1:00-1:30 – Treating the friends in the night canteen. Bout of tea and some maggi.

 

1:30-2:30 – Chit chat

 

2:30-3:00 – Tried to watch KillBill2, which my mind negated to accept. Finally gave in and indulged in bodily pleasures (what the hell are you thinking, i am talking about sleep)

 

Before I can say Sunday, I am already in that.

Well, so…

 

8:45 – The body responds to the unused pressure on it to take rest for long.

 

9:30-10:00 – Fotosession for the partners in crime. All the prisoners are assembled before the MOAT( open air theatre) to get shot.

 

10:00-10:30 – Breaking the fast in a rather slow fashion.

 

10:30-11:30 – MANAC Debited, Time Credited.

 

11:30-12:30 – zzzzz…. Some of this impulse could be attributed to the transaction described above.

 

12:45-1:30 – Lunch

 

1:45-3:45 – Some Reading, Some Logo Designing.

 

3:45-4:45 – sleep. Nap or whatever you call it.

 

4:45-5:30 – snacks time.

 

5:30-7:00 – preparing for the group meeting.

 

7:00-9:30 – Group meeting fart 1

 

9:30-10:00 – dinner.

 

10:00-11:00 – meeting with acadCom

 

11:00-11:30 – contribution to country’s loss in cricket.

 

11:30-1:00 – meeting fart 2

 

1:00-1:15 – Tea break.

 

1:20-3:40 – mad and meaningless reading for the day’s sessions.

 

3:40-… – calling it a day, rather ironically.

 

8:40-… – And the vicious circle never ends.

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