Deming and Juran make sure that you are never lazy
Zeitglow sees to it that you dont get cozy
your sleep curve is platykurtic on any day
and you work like a dog even on sunday
you do an extensive study of unemployment
just to make sure that you get a better employment
you are an example of un-balanced score card
Duh! you do this for a silly progress card
you devide the tasks and call it differentiation
then you conduct hazaar meetings to ensure integration
you burn the midnights oil conducting a swot
the next day in the class you become a global fart
you move away from reality with escape velocity
and your classmates praise you for your creativity
all the while you tell outsiders “doing mba is fun”
for they dont know the hardships of tqm, is-lm and corpfin
Tada!
