Knock, Knock ….
Smirnoff Vodka (SV): Is it Chandoo?
Chandoo (C): Yep.
SV: Hi!!!, this is SV. I stay in a bottle. just like the software engineers who stay in cubes. For that matter cubes are my best friends. 😀
C: Hic!!!, So …
SV: hmm.. So, wassup???
C: What is not???
SV: care to explain???
C: Hmm, IRIS work is going on full swing as the festival has started. Along with 200 others mez feeling like rotten tomato in a truck load of onions. I am ready to crash at any given second in the last 50 hours !!!.
C: and what!, i have seen everything in the last 2 days. Sleep deprivation, erratic diet, dirty clothes, interesting work, desparation, dust, urge to scratch my back… etc. etc.
C: Thinking of going to sleep. Everything in my body is paining. I even dont know where i am feeling pain.
C: baah…. i never took SV. and i dont think i will like you.
SV: you like sprite. I like sprite. Hence we like each other.
C: You are not thinking of becoming a manager. Right???
SV: Ok, i am no threat for you
SV: You can use the peanuts and stuff like that to make the night happening.
SV: look at the melting pot. Dont you feel like shaking your leg.
C: Yeah, i would love to dream about it.
SV: C’omn. Realize the dreams.
C: look, even if i want to drink, i cannot drink. Coz, i have to buy 3 coupons. But i cant consume all of them.
SV: hehe… BEG
C: Beg, begging for something which i dont want.
SV: Huh… you are good for nothing. No point persuading you.
C to Mayank: Coupan de be…
Mayank: le lo.
C to SV: heh.. i want to pee you. That is the only way i can take revenge on you.
The plain fact is that i took a large peg of vodka tonight. It was good. 😀
Looking forward to the IRIS 2005.
Current Y! status says:
My name is Chandoo. Thanks for dropping by. My mission is to make you awesome in Excel & your work. I live in Wellington, New Zealand. When I am not F9ing my formulas, I cycle, cook or play lego with my kids. Know more about me.
Thank you and see you around.
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