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From Groucho:
I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
There are many things in life more important than money... but they cost so much!
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

From Albert Einstein:
We are all very ignorant, what happens is that not all ignore the same things.

From cryptography:
If 9W is the answer, what is the question?
Do you spell your name with a "V" Herr. Wagner?

From the very far East:
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.

From who knows?:
If you fall, I'll be there. (Floor)

From Jânio Quadros (São Paulo's Major and Brazilian President):
Eu bebo porque é líquido, se fosse sólido eu comia
Bebo-o porque é líquido, se fosse sólido comê-lo-ia
Desinfeto porque nádegas indevidas se sentaram nela.
Buenos Aires, Argentine
Software developer - IT consultant



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