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Help, help. I've been sucked into the grid.

Virtual Chandoo

New Member
Help...I flicked Excel the digit because it was taking too long to recalculate. But evil Excel 2013 got angry, and digitized me in return, TRON fashion (hence the extreme pixelation).

So I'm here inside Excel's innards, being forced to participate in gladiatorial games where I have to fight volatile functions to the death. Fortunately they are really slow.

My only chance of escape is with the help of a heroic Excel reeducation campaign.
 

jeffreyweir

Active Member
Bobhc...I completely deny any involvement with this at all. I'm innocent I tell ya. Why, I wouldn't even know how to start going about pixelating an avatar.

*tehehehe*
 

Sajan

Excel Ninja
Hey Jeff,
Run towards the light!! When all else fails, unplug the machine!

So... you have been waging VBA battles?!! Interesting hobby!
 

r1c1

Administrator
Staff member
Virtual Chandoo? pixelated avatar? Is this new forum software susceptible to highly intelligent alien spam?

If Excel is too slow, I suggest you to migrate to PowerPoint or Word. They will teach you patience :p
 

Virtual Chandoo

New Member
I'm telling you, I'm actually in the grid, Real World version of me.

Don't believe me? Then open the attached spreadsheet, r1c1, and click the button. Beware, you will be digitized, and will end up in the spreadsheet as just another copy of yourself.
 

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bobhc

Excel Ninja
Very Good...But as I said and you have proved with the worksheet...you are innocent of nothing...you dell in the black art world of VBA
 

SirJB7

Excel Rōnin
@b(ut)ob(ut)hc
Hi, my friend!
Good afternoon.
Please give a look at the attached file... It seems as if someone in that obscure, strange and clandestine organization called Inland Revenue has hacked the Author Name and Saved By properties of the uploaded file, so as to all of people's suspicions would point to the calumniated contributor.
Regards!
PS: Maybe I know the name of the identity phisher... Higinio O. Ochoa III
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2129257/Higinio-O-Ochoa-III-FBI-led-Anonymous-hacker-girlfriend-posts-picture-breasts-online.html
 

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jeffreyweir

Active Member
Damn, I'm well and truly busted. That is a great link you posted. Probably apprehending the suspect was the 2nd thing on the FBI's list, and confirming the identity of the fine chest was their number one priority.
 

SirJB7

Excel Rōnin
@all
Hi!
Corollary: never forget checking and better clearing (unwanted/private/dangerous/compromising/etc.) file metadata before uploading it to the cloud...
... otherwise that cloud will drop rain on you the day you forget your umbrella.
Regards!
 
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