derivated humor

been to mess to have some maggi and cha just now. Tomorrrow we have a presentation of derivative instruments (options and futures). Most of us(?) are working on it. When i met ashwin infront of mess he told me this hilarious line.
“Fuck the future. You dont have options“
b2b.

Syndicating a day of my life!

<start what=”a brand new day”>
···<curse what=”scheduled task”>
···<check what=”time”>
···<sleep again>
···<check finally what=”time”>
···</sleep>
···<rush to=”brush”>
···<check what=”timetable”>
···<pack what=”bag”>
···<consume what=”snack”>
···<gulp what=”coffee”>
···<rush to=”class”>
······<mark what=”attendence”>
······<sleep sometime>
······<do what=”CP”>
······<do what=”mock the other class participating class participants”>
······<take what=”tea break”>
······<repeat what=”above 4 steps” times=”2″>
···</rush>
···<rush to=”mess”>
······<consume what=”lunch”>
···</rush>
···<wait if=”quiz announcement” then=”prepare for quiz” else=”do next”>
···<sleep sometime>
···<consume what=”snacks”>
···<select oneFrom=”TT, Baddy, Browsing, Gym, gossip, blog”>
······<do what=”selection”>
···</select>
···<consume what=”dinner”>
···<do what=”night walk”>
···<do what=”call [...]

I stink, therefore I exist

Thanks largely to the marketing presentation due today and the impending winter. I was working till 5:30 on the case and ppt. Weather here is slowly becoming nasty and last night wasnt any better. When i crashed in the odd hour my room is damn cold. The sack felt like a sponge soaked in chilled [...]

grades, links, threads and deadlines

grades
Midterm grades have started coming. Out of the 5 mids we had already 3 results have been announced. First was the BTO with a B+. overall, this term i finished the course with a B grade. Then came the FIN result. I got 60 out of 100. Since the prof. hasnt completed the evaluation of [...]

moc(k) shocks and research rags

MOC Shocks
Whoever said managers do nothing but presentations can move ahead and prove that i am going to become a worst manager. well, atlease my grades in managerial oral communication says so. i got a measly 2.2 out of 4.33 and recieved a ‘C’ grade. Baaah !!! MOC was one of few soft courses we [...]

Amazing reality of marketing surveys

Today we had Marketing Research (MR) as discussion topic in marketing class. After a couple of presentations and Q&A sessions the prof raised the question (in fact he did raise more than one question.) “When is the appropriate time to do MR?”despite the fact that this question was raised at 1:15 pm when half the [...]

Making Location & Capacity Decisions

A Case Analysis on
Making Location & Capacity Decisions
For Sleeping

Prepared by:
Purna Chandra Rao D
PGP 1

In partial fulfillment of the requirements for the course
SMSR - II (Satisfying Minimal Sleep Requirements)
Indian Institute of Management, Indore

Introduction:
This analysis primarily focuses on how to make decision with regards to location and capacity of sleep. The article aims to clarify some [...]